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Sarah Palin Vs. David Letterman - Battle Roundup

Our roundup of the Palin Vs. Letterman war.

Here’s Letterman giving a recap of the original comments and his response to Palin’s response:

Sarah “Slutty Flight Attendant” Palin Fights Back (1 minute into video below)

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NOW Joins Palin In Bashing Letterman
By Rachel Weiner

David Letterman’s spat with Sarah Palin has had one interesting political effect: it put the conservative Alaska Governor on the same side as the pro-choice National Organization for Women.

The feminist organization put Letterman in their “Media Hall Of Shame” for making sexual jokes about Palin and her daughter.

Comedians in search of a laugh should really know better than to snicker about men having sex with teenage girls (or young women) less than half their age.



The sexualization of girls and women in the media is reaching new lows these days — it is exploitative and has a negative effect on how all women and girls are perceived and how they view themselves. Letterman also joked about what he called Palin’s “slutty flight attendant look” — yet another example of how the media love to focus on a woman politician’s appearance, especially as it relates to her sexual appeal to men. Someone of Letterman’s stature, who appears on what used to be known as “the Tiffany Network” (CBS), should be above wallowing in the juvenile, sexist mud that other comedians and broadcasters seem to prefer.

Conservative bloggers are, for the most part, surprised and pleased, although some are grumbling that NOW also highlighted conservative sexism at the end of their post. But it’s hardly the first time NOW has called out figures on the left. Keith Olbermann, Randi Rhodes, and Ludacris have all been criticized by the group.

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TOP 10 LATE-NIGHT JOKES ABOUT BRISTOL PALIN
By Daniel Kurtzman

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston

Sarah Palin and her supporters have been fulminating about the joke Letterman told about her daughter, which they insist was aimed at her 14-year-old, Willow.

Never mind that it is perfectly obvious to any rational-minded person that the joke was aimed at her 18-year-old daughter, Bristol — you know, the one who already got knocked up and has been a frequent butt of late-night jokes and other humor. Palin and company are having none of it.

To help enlighten the comedically challenged, I’ve dug through the archives and compiled a list of late-night jokes about Bristol Palin, going back to last September. During that time the comedians have cracked about two dozen jokes about Bristol related to sexual promiscuity, and exactly zero about Willow.

In other words, there is an established pattern to this kind of joke about Bristol Palin, and Letterman’s was the latest in a series. If nothing else, this compilation should prove that this territory is nothing new for the late-night comics.

Top 10 Late-Night Jokes About Bristol Palin

1. “In an interview with Fox News, Gov. Sarah Palin’s daughter, 18-year-old Bristol Palin — remember Bristol Palin, who had the baby? Well, she talked in the interview. She said, ‘A year ago, I never would have thought I would become a mom or that my mom was going to be chosen to be a vice presidential candidate.’ Oddly enough, both things happened because some guy failed to take the proper precautions.” –Jay Leno

2. “It’s true, John McCain’s running mate, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, has revealed that her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant. Palin said, ‘We should never have introduced her to John Edwards.’” –Conan O’Brien

3. “Some sad news. Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin’s daughter, has broken up with babydaddy Levi Johnston. I was stunned when I heard. I mean, really, if two kids without a decent education and no jobs and a baby can’t make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?” –Jay Leno

4. “You know who is really, really happy that John McCain did not win last night? The boyfriend of Sarah Palin’s daughter. He doesn’t have to get married now. ‘Whew, thank God!’” –Jay Leno

5. “Bristol Palin and Levi Johnson have broken up. That’s right. That’s right. And apparently it was not that big a surprise. Even the Russians saw it coming.” — David Letterman

6. “One awkward moment, though, during the game. Maybe you heard about it, maybe you saw it on one of the highlight reels, one awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game. During the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez.” –David Letterman

7. “Experts say — this is interesting — that since Sarah Palin became the vice presidential nominee, there’s been an actual spike in the sales of her style of eyeglasses. Gone way up. Yeah. Yeah, with Palin’s glasses, you’ll be able to see everything, except what the hell your teenage daughter’s up to.” –Conan O’Brien

8. “Did you see what Sarah Palin said yesterday? She made a speech in Alaska and she said that the money the federal government is sending to states to help bail out, well that’s not good, because that’s the federal government getting in there and trying to ‘control people.’ Yes that’s right, Sarah, it’s all about the Federal Reserve making your daughter use a condom.” –Bill Maher

9. “Saturday night, Sarah Palin is going to drop the first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers’ hockey game. Then Palin will spend the rest of the game trying to keep the hockey players out of her daughter’s penalty box.” –Conan O’Brien

10. “The Republican Convention is under way. The theme for tonight’s Republican Convention is, ‘Who is John McCain?’ Tomorrow night’s theme is, ‘Who forgot to check if the Vice President’s daughter is pregnant?’” –Conan O’Brien

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Could Palin flap be Letterman’s Hugh Grant?
By David Bauder, AP

Sarah Palin would no doubt be horrified by the idea, but there’s a chance she could become the same boon to David Letterman’s career that Hugh Grant was to Jay Leno’s.

Grant’s 1995 appearance on NBC’s “Tonight” show after a prostitution arrest, where Leno famously asked “what were you thinking?,” was seen in retrospect as a turning point in the late-night race. It drew a huge audience and propelled Leno to the top of the ratings, a spot he would not relinquish.

Letterman did not court last week’s battle with Palin, who called him “perverted” for making a joke about her daughter getting “knocked up” by New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez, and he said in retrospect the remark was in poor taste.

Palin rebuffed his invitations to appear on the show, but that might not matter. The story had the effect of turning the attention to Letterman at a critical time, during the second week of his new competition with Leno’s replacement, Conan O’Brien.

“It will be interesting to see if that can be maintained or whether it is one of those temporary things,” said Robert Thompson, director of the Center for the Study of Popular Television at Syracuse University.

The final numbers won’t be out until later in the week, but there’s a strong chance that Letterman could average more viewers than the “Tonight” show in the second week of O’Brien’s new 11:35 p.m. job. That hasn’t happened since 2005, and the timing is significant: some of Leno’s old fans may be more amenable to searching for a new late-night habit during the transition period.

It’s difficult to tell whether Letterman received a boost this week because of people interested in what he was going to say about Palin. Strong guests like Julia Roberts and Denzel Washington were a boost, too.

Letterman has referenced the NBC transition in a handful of jokes over the past two weeks, many of them poking fun of himself as much as his rival.

“Conan O’Brien, of course, is the new host of the `Tonight’ show,’” Letterman said a week ago. “Did they even look at my audition tape?”

On a top 10 list of Signs it’s Time for Kim Jong-Il to retire, was No. 2: “Republic already named his successor, Conan Jong-Il. Topping the list of Surprising Facts about Sonia Sotomayor was: “Demonstrated impeccable judgment by watching Conan.”

Despite the competition, no doubt it’s hard for Letterman to exhibit the same animosity toward O’Brien as he did toward Leno. O’Brien has openly acknowledged his debt to Letterman, and his subversive anti-talk show style is more reminiscent of what Letterman did in the 1980s than what Letterman is doing today.

Letterman maintains his biting sarcasm, but at age 62 he has evolved into more of a traditional talk show host than his rivals. Thompson said he believes Letterman is more topical than ever, in part a recognition of Jon Stewart’s success at Comedy Central. The Letterman of two decades ago attracted attention for dropping watermelons from the roof of a building or wearing a Velcro suit; now he gets it for charged interviews with John McCain or Joaquin Phoenix.

When Letterman did a brief filmed skit last week tied to Washington’s new movie, “The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3″ it seemed like a quaint throwback; O’Brien does such pre-filmed segments all the time.

“David Letterman’s biggest problem is he was brilliant in going against the grain,” he said. “David Letterman is now the grain. He’s his own toughest act to follow. So that’s why it is smart that he has tried to change the game.”

Letterman, who went through a life-changing heart surgery and became a father in the past decade, seems committed to the new competition. It was revealed this week that he had agreed to a contract extension that will keep him on the “Late Show” into 2012, and there’s no indication that he’s looking toward retirement.

His longevity, however, may be his biggest handicap in getting back to the top.

“By and large, late-night comedy is a young wise-guy’s business,” Thompson said.

The fans who thought he was fabulously hip in the 1980s now have their own teen-agers looking to make their own late-night TV habits. Letterman has a love-him-or-hate him personality, and a transition by one of his competitors isn’t likely to change the minds of viewers who made them up years ago. He jokes about all politicians but it’s becoming clearer where his sympathies lie — something that Palin and her supporters sensed in their criticisms. NBC has touted O’Brien’s show as the fun place to be in late-night, particularly for younger viewers, with the implication that Letterman is a cranky old man.

It would be foolish to count him out.

Palin may have inadvertently given Letterman a platform at a time when it is most valuable; the next few weeks will show how he’s been able to use it.

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