Worried parents are waiting to hear if their children are among the alleged ­victims of the nursery school worker Vanessa George after she appeared in court yesterday amid violent scenes.

Naomi Wolf thinks so. But what would she be without the boobs and lips?

Rock stars don't have anything on Silvio "Papi" Berlusconi, a.k.a. Italy's Prime Minister. Weekend parties at his Emerald Sea Villa Certosa feature 30-50 party girls, dancers, naked swimming and his very own 18 year old model mistress.

Model Sara Ziff has made a documentary about what really happens behind the cameras. This is the ugly, sleazy side of the modeling industry, the side few insiders like to talk about.

I know it seems strange to eulogize what was basically an online red light district, but in my experience there was a brief moment when Craigslist Erotic Services transformed both the meaning and the means of being a sex worker.

Bloggers and Internet safety experts quickly discovered that one of Bing's "features" is that it takes only a few clicks for anyone - of any age - to view explicit pornographic videos without even leaving the search engine.

When it comes to the ever so popular topic of who the hottest women are, Megan Fox dominates the online debate. So here we pay tribute to Ms. Fox as our first ever Hottest Woman on the Net.

The inaugural US Pole Dance Championship was held at Bleecker Street Theater in New York City. Around 300 enthusiastic pole fans from all over the US attended the show to watch the nation's elite pole dancers live on stage.

CollegeHumor is on an epic quest to find the hottest college girl in America. They've weeded through thousands of applicants and narrowed them down to the 64 hottest. Now, we turn to you. With your votes we can find the hottest college girl of them all.

Onion News panelists debate whether TV programs like A Double Shot At Love and The Bad Girls Club depict unattainable levels of skankiness. Check out the Reality Skanks in action and cast your vote in the Skankiest Reality Show Poll.

Constance McMillen, an 18-year-old senior at Itawamba Agricultural High School in Fulton, said Wednesday the school board's decision to cancel the school prom rather than allow her to attend with her girlfriend is retaliation. McMillen and the American Civil Liberties Union of Mississippi gave the district until Wednesday to drop its objections to same-sex dates. The school board responded with a statement canceling the prom and suggesting a private group host an independent prom instead. Tags: LGBT Posted by: ampedstatus

"For its critics in the Vatican, it is a matter of "deep concern". For its proponents, it is "evidence of great courage". Amid national controversy, the Kepler scientific secondary school today became the first in the Italian education system to install condom vending machines for students. The machines, in the girls' and boys' toilets, will sell cut-price condoms just a few miles from the Vatican; the Kepler is in a lower-middle class district of Rome, just outside the city's ancient walls. Cardinal Agostino Vallini, who stands in for the pope in his capacity as bishop of Rome, deplored the initiative as "trivialising sexuality"." Tags: Sexual Health EU Posted by: ampedstatus

"Amid heavy security and without many of the trappings of a traditional wedding, three gay couples were married Tuesday in a ceremony in Washington on the first day same-sex marriages were celebrated in the US capital. Police cars lining the streets outside the headquarters building of gay rights group Human Rights Campaign as Angelisa Young and Sinjoyla Townsend became one of the first same-sex couples to be wed in Washington, just days after the US capital began issuing marriage licenses to gay couples. Young, in a chiffon and lace peach-colored dress, exchanged vows with Townsend, wearing a white suit, and were pronounced "partners for life" by the Reverend David North." Tags: LGBT Posted by: ampedstatus

Super-sexualized 'prosti-tot' culture posits hotness -- as opposed to, say, math -- as a girl's highest attainable goal. Last week’s YouTube sensation was the adorkable 12-year-old Avery, all haystack hair and crooked glasses and giant Bugs Bunny teeth, lip-syncing in her messy bedroom to the Ke$ha mega-hit "TiK ToK.” (Sample lyrics: “I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk / Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk.”) Tags: Sex Laws Posted by: ampedstatus

Jamie Jungers won the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant on the "Howard Stern Show" this morning. The winning alleged mistress earned $75,000 for her championship performance, and listeners were treated to juicy tidbits from Jungers, Jaimee Grubbs and Loredana Jolie. According to tweets from listeners and attendees, Jungers claimed that Woods was well endowed. "Tiger's wood was nine inches," she evidently said. Former Playboy model Loredana Jolie, meanwhile, claimed Woods was "bigger and better" than Michael Jordan." Tags: Sex Scandal Tiger Woods Posted by: ampedstatus

Marie and Clem, one of several couples in Laurie Abraham's "The Husbands and Wives Club," met sweetly in college; he arrived late for class, she admired his muscular physique. Before long it was parties, flowers and kisses. But 20 years into their marriage, their relationship isn't going very well: Marie won't respond to Clem's sexual advances; Clem can't seem to tell her how he feels about anything; and when the two have a massage-focused couples therapy session, it ends with Marie rubbing Clem's shoulders with "tears streaming down her face and dripping onto his forehead." In the hopes of salvaging their marriage, the couple have signed up for an unconventional year-long group therapy program with psychotherapist Judith Coché, in which five couples talk openly about their marital problems in a group atmosphere." Tags: Relationships Posted by: ampedstatus

A plan to create an internet domain specifically for adult websites will be resurrected three years after it was rejected by internet regulators. The net's governing body Icann will reconsider the .xxx scheme on 12 March. Icann had previously given the domain the go ahead in 2005, but reversed the decision two years later amidst protests from US conservative groups. An independent review recently concluded that decision was unfair and that the plan should be reconsidered. Tags: no_tag Posted by: ampedstatus

Oddly, while battles elsewhere over marriage equality for LGBT folks have garnered great attention from the national media, here in Washington, D.C. — the nation’s capital — our journey to this moment has drawn only modest interest. All this despite the ferocious opposition launched by the religious right, which even relocated its point man, Bishop Harry Jackson, to the District of Columbia, so that he might enjoy the legal standing of of a district resident as the battle ensued. Jackson’s role on the national stage as star homophobe is brought to you by the Family Research Council, which is led by Tony Perkins, a man with ties to hard-core racists. Jackson, who is African-American, was tapped to rally Washington’s majority-black population against same-sex marriage. But it didn’t work — perhaps because African-American LGBT folks are among the leaders who have made this happen." Tags: LGBT Posted by: ampedstatus

Teens and tweens have come under fire for 'sexting'--sending sexually explicit photos of themselves via text message--but an incident at a New Hampshire high school suggests teachers may need a warning, too. Forty-one-year-old Melinday Dennehy, an English teacher at Londonderry High School, sent 'four sexy shots of herself,' with her 'genitals exposed,' to her 15-year-old male student, according to police. The student who received the photos reportedly forwarded them to his friends. Police investigators who obtained the images were able to identify Dennehy with the help of her coworker. Tags: Sexting Sex Laws Posted by: ampedstatus

"The casual sex backlash is here. Even so-called sex-positive feminists are starting to express their shame and regret over past one-night stands, says Jessica Grose in Slate. This is sure to cause many conservatives to rejoice, but I suspect the report of hookup culture's death has been greatly exaggerated. Don't get me wrong: Grose, a writer I greatly respect, makes an intriguing and provocative argument. She offers up plenty of evidence of recent cultural shifts for our consideration." Tags: Sexual Relations Posted by: ampedstatus

"Julie Klausner has slept with a lot of losers and perverts, she tells us in her funny, trenchant new collection of essays I Don't Care About Your Band. She is not permanently wounded by these encounters and yet she feels bad. And then she feels bad about feeling bad. "When you cry about things not working out, you're crying not only because a guy you slept with now doesn't seem to care you're alive," Klausner writes, "but also because you're ashamed of yourself for crying."" Tags: Sexual Relations Posted by: ampedstatus

The adult-entertainment industry is in a tailspin, shattering the notion that it is one of the few recession-proof industries. The slump is especially stinging because technology — which helped adult-entertainment enterprises reap riches through innovations such as video streaming, webcameras and online payments — is contributing to the misery. DVDs and online pay sites, which make up the majority of porn-related sales, are in a free fall largely because of the rise of so-called tube sites. Knockoffs of video-sharing site YouTube, the sites serve up snippets of free porn that is often pirated. (Google's YouTube has done its best to bar explicit content.)" Tags: Web Video Posted by: ampedstatus

Same-sex couples can start applying for marriage licenses Wednesday in Washington. Supporters say couples planned to line up before the city's marriage bureau opened at 8:30 a.m., and officials at the courthouse were expecting 200 or more people. At least 16 couples were waiting at 7:15 a.m. inside the city's Moultrie courthouse, which houses the marriage bureau and is just blocks from the U.S. Capitol. Sinjoyla Townsend, 41, and her partner of 12 years, Angelisa Young, 47, claimed the first spot in line just after 6 a.m. "It's like waking up Christmas morning," Young said. Washington will be the sixth place in the nation where gay marriages can take place. Because of a mandatory waiting period, however, couples won't actually be able to marry in the District of Columbia until March 9. Connecticut, Iowa, Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Vermont currently issue licenses to same-sex couples." Tags: LGBT Posted by: ampedstatus

Tiger Woods, if you're reading this, remember that you've been through what mothers call a "valuable learning experience" and you're probably a "better man for it" and so on. Having said that, an iPhone app that launched on Feb. 25 could totally have saved your hide. Called, coincidentally enough, TigerText, it allows users to set a time limit on how long a text that they send will hang around after it has been read. When that lifespan has been exceeded, the message will disappear, say the developers, from the recipient's phone, the sender's phone and any servers. The message cannot be forwarded anywhere, stored anywhere or sold to any tabloids for an undisclosed sum. " Tags: Tiger Woods Sex Scandal iPhone Relationships Posted by: ampedstatus

The land that brought us Carnival, Gisele, the skimpiest of bikinis and a certain style of, er, grooming, has a problem with what has to be one of Paris Hilton's demurest performances in a long time. Brazil's Secretariat for Women's Affairs has objected to a commercial for Devassa beer, starring the heiress, in which she stands in the window of an office building and attracts interested looks from passersby on the street below—as well as a photographer in possession of what must be a zoom lens—as she writhes around holding a can of suds. Tags: Sexy Women Paris Hilton Posted by: ampedstatus

A Queens man took his girlfriend's Facebook account hostage, changed her sexual preference to gay, and demanded cash for her profile's safe return, authorities said yesterday. But Paul Franco's bizarre manipulations backfired when his stunned gal pal went to cops and had him arrested on Feb. 10 on charges of coercion and harassment, according to a spokeswoman for DA Richard Brown. "My family convinced me to go to police," said Jessica Zamora-Anderson, a native of Guatemala. "Half the people in my country have heard about this. It's destroyed my life." " Tags: Facebook Social Media Relationships Posted by: ampedstatus

Prosecutors are reviewing whether to file their first indecent-exposure charges against a bikini barista. They could make a decision on the issue next week. The consideration of the case is taking place as five Everett baristas face prostitution charges for allegedly offering to sell customers more than coffee. And cities and counties around the state are studying, revising or tightening regulations. The local case involves a 19-year-old woman cited for the simple misdemeanor last fall after somebody called 911 to complain about public nudity." Tags: no_tag Posted by: ampedstatus

Jeff Toobin's fetish is too-hot-to-print. Outing Anderson is a national pastime and Barbara Walters has more sex than you do. If gravitas, hairspray, and that thousand-mile teleprompter gaze are your thing, here's your dossier for meth-smoking, anal-fisting, camera-loving news anchors. Last weekend The New York Daily News reported that CNN legal analyst Jeff Toobin's sweet nothings were too dirty to print in a "family newspaper," and caused one woman to say, "I couldn't believe my ears. It was so disgusting. At the time, I never even knew people did that." After a rousing game of "guess that fetish," Foster thinks he figured it out—but the whole affair got us to thinking: The news anchor's necessary embrace of confidence, narcissism, and taking oneself very, very seriously makes for the perfect storm of splashy, sordid sex fiends. And, they're in your living room every night! Tags: Sexual Relations Posted by: ampedstatus

For Japan's Mai Sato, watching all those gold medals being handed out in Vancouver is a bittersweet experience. Sato knows the demands of being the best. In her world, blisters are the rule, bruises a way of life. And the training _ five hours a day, five days a week. The world champion in her sport, Sato is as athletic, dedicated and competitive as the Olympians representing their nations. And she thinks it's high time her discipline, too, got some real recognition. Still, pole dancing? In the Olympics? Tags: Sexy Women Olympics Posted by: ampedstatus

Who says going green has to be a chore? Boost your green routine and libido with these simple and seductive steps for greener sex. Saving the Earth has never been so fulfilling. Oh do behave! Tags: Sexual Relations Green Tips Posted by: ampedstatus